1.  

    1. me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
    2. hair: no
    3. family: no
    4. school: no
    5. life: no
     
  2. (Source: pinkmanjesse, via joshpeck)

     

  3. oktober2nd:

    lana-loves-lingua-latina:

    if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

    He’s a fuck boy

    (via guy)

     
  4. notchicken:

    When you’re fighting in the skeleton war remember to stay hydrated

     
  5. rubyetc:

    can I just sink right out of being a person 

    (via joshpeck)

     
  6. unclewhisky:

    "We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

    (Source: srsfunny, via tsarbucks)

     

  7. nostalgiaultra:

    Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

    If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

    (via scottthepilgrim)

     

  8. marluxian:

    being cremated is my last hope at a smoking hot body

    (via jerkidiot)

     
  9. bingedrunk:

    when straight people talk to gays

    (Source: versaceslut, via sharpayevons)