1. aaliyah1979-2001:

    valiantparadox:

    My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

    WHO DID THIS

    (via sharpayevons)

     
     

  2. fetusplz:

    Today I swallowed two pieces of string & two hours later they came out tied together

    I shit you knot

    (via fetusplz)

     
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  5. sassy-spoon:

    clpdee:

    clpdee:

    clpdee:

    just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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    are you kidding

    you named your fucking cat concrete

    (via guy)

     
  6. vulpesatomicus:

    it feels like somebody….

    (via sharpayevons)

     
  7. vulpesatomicus:

    waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

    (via sharpayevons)

     

  8. fvming:

    What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

    I’m stoned

    (Source: fvming, via tyleroakley)

     
  9. vaginawoolf:

    steal her look: spooky pumpkin:

    • gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
    • saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
    • pumpkin $3

    (via zeroyalviking)

     

  10. croutoncat:

    i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

    (via trulyy-me)