1. gaymzee:

    i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

    (via departured)


  2. howstufftwerks:

    noddin’ ma head like yea


    movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea


    (via departured)


  3. If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

    (Source: overdosed, via relahvant)

  4. How he goes from being a rugged sex god to an adorable little puppy is beyond me…

    (Source: alphalewolf, via catastrophe641)


  5. woodmeat:

    my name is timmy turner and i

    peed in the ball pit at dashcon

    (via tsarbucks)


  6. slayboybunny:

    "sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
    "ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
    "oh sorry about that sir" 

    (via guy)

  7. thenoodlebooty:


    i can’t stop laughting

    This was an adventure

    (Source: ragecomics4you, via gnarly)

  8. (via pizza)

  9. (Source: adamapplesauce, via tsarbucks)


  10. phobias:

    i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

    (via phobias)