1. elevensleeps:

    elevensleeps:

    my mom says hey

    image

    (via jackballs)

     

  2. A Halloween PSA

    pixiesizedprincess:

    Halloween store are popping up, which means that no matter how offensive you find the costumes, DO NOT harass the employees or make their lives miserable by defacing merchandise. They are seasonal, minimum wage workers and attacking them gets you nowhere.

    (via tsarbucks)

     
  3. cheesecakelama:

    opidiod:

    wellversedinetiquettte:

    What the fuck is wrong with this website

    absolutely nothing

    Its flawless

    (Source: solarsenpai, via guy)

     

  4. slloths:

    *gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

    (Source: mcwrap, via j9hernandez)

     

  5. spellboundsama:

    queerofsheba:

    russia: no homo

    the rest of the world: image

    This might be the best use of this asdfmovie gif ever

    (via adtrtime)

     
  6. xspasm:

    darkpathos:

    "You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

    FUCK

    (via adtrtime)

     

    1. me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
     

  7. spankmehardbarry:

    yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

    (via adtrtime)

     
  8. (Source: intensional, via adtrtime)

     

  9. Hey Arnold! is my favorite anime.

    (Source: hotwinger, via tsarbucks)