1. I’m gonna be your bubblegum bitch.

    (Source: immortal-hd, via danznewz)

     
  2. believersneverdie5:

    FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    (Source: thatmovieguydoe, via catastrophe641)

     

  3. whorville:

    swasticunts:

    whorville:

    I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

    I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

    3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.

    (via phobias)

     
  4. (Source: springfieldusa, via gnarly)

     

  5. joshpeck:

    when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

     

  6. allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

    mononocake:

    314eater:

    The hardcore way to eat ramen:
    1. Boil water
    2. Eat block of ramen
    3. Drink boiled water
    4. Snort flavored powder
    5. Fuck bitches

    image

    you looking for this my friend?

    why is there a gif for this

    (via sharpayevons)

     

  7. doritoslocostacosupreme:

    ariana grande at mariah carey

    image

    image

    (via pizza)

     
  8. grooliest:

    His headphones aren’t even plugged in

    (via phobias)

     

  9. odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    I’ve got
     image

    and
     image

    aint one

    This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

    (via relahvant)

     

  10. hatervevo:

    transcripts:

    "true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

     

    (via pizza)